We destroy the beauty of the countryside because the un-appropriated splendors of nature have no economic value. We are capable of shutting off the sun and the stars because they do not pay a dividend. — John Maynard Keynes
Willa Martin writes to tell me she has "always worried about the size of my penis." Poor dear! Do you think we should tell her that she's not supposed to have one? Or do you suppose Willa's e-mail address may have been hijacked by a spammer?